No True Fan of South Park can be without one, or you're gonna have a bad time. OWN

The ultimate gift for fans of the show. No true fan can be without one, or you're gonna have a bad time.


The Most Unique South Park Gift, Ever

There's not a lot of land in the real South Park to start with. ( And we've got some. Acres of it.)

Even if there were — it wouldn't be on Kickapoo Road. (There just aren't many properties on Kickapoo Road. This may be a good thing.)

Then, land is usually expensive, thousands of dollars. (Compared to only $2499.95 or — can you believe it — just $249.95.)

We don't know of anyone else selling timeshares or full ownership for that price, let alone on Kickapoo Road.

Now take this special pass and click to go through this door...


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The absolutely most unique and rarest South Park gift, ever. Anyone can buy a DVD, t-shirt, mug, or bobblehead, but nowhere else can you buy LAND in South Park for $249.95.

No true fan can be without one! Not a fan? Buy for your kids, grandkids, other loved ones, or random homeless people on the street! You can't get this anywhere else. (Know someone who isn't a fan— parents? Grandparents? Annoying brother? Buy them one! Give as a gift with a print of the FAQ!)

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