Home Full Ownership - $249.95 Timeshare - $24.95 FAQ About The ultimate gift for fans of the show. No true fan can be without one, or you're gonna have a bad time.
You're getting a Timeshare in South Park — an excellent value at only $24.95 for one full second each year on one full square inch of land in South Park.
Upgrade to FULL OWNERSHIP of one square inch in South Park for only $249.95!
OPTION: You may choose which second your Timeshare is for:
[Example: 2/14 19:30:00 would be Feb. 14th at 7:30pm. How romantic!]
Enter Deed Recipient's Name: (Enter Your Name, or if this is a gift, enter the gift recipient's name) IF THIS IS A GIFT: Enter the following for the deed certificate (optional): Certificate inscription line 1: (These two inscription lines can be anything you want the certificate to say.) Certificate inscription line 2: (For example, Birthday, Wedding, Anniversary, Graduation, in Memoriam, Earth Day, etc.) Gift from: (Enter Your Name, if this is a gift to someone else)
Enter Deed Recipient's Name: (Enter Your Name, or if this is a gift, enter the gift recipient's name)
Enter the following for the deed certificate (optional):
Certificate inscription line 1: (These two inscription lines can be anything you want the certificate to say.)
Certificate inscription line 2: (For example, Birthday, Wedding, Anniversary, Graduation, in Memoriam, Earth Day, etc.)
Gift from: (Enter Your Name, if this is a gift to someone else)
Only available here! The absolutely most unique and rarest South Park gift, ever. Anyone can buy a DVD, t-shirt, mug, or bobblehead, but nowhere else can you buy LAND in South Park for $24.95.
No true fan can be without one! Not a fan? Buy for your kids, grandkids, other loved ones, or random homeless people on the street! You can't get this anywhere else. (Know someone who isn't a fan— parents? Grandparents? Annoying brother? Buy them one! Give as a gift with a print of the FAQ!)
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