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Deed Get a Handsome Deed! Yes, your purchase comes with a spiffy looking Deed of Land! They look like the low-res image to the right. But not low-res of course. Fully hi-resolution, suitable for printing and framing so you can show that hot secretary. But you you have to buy your timeshare or Full Ownership to see a readable one. :) People say they're fun to read. :) Click here to see a real one...

Only available here! The absolutely most unique and rarest South Park gift, ever. Anyone can buy a DVD, t-shirt, mug, or bobblehead, but nowhere else can you buy LAND in South Park for $24.95. No true fan can be without one! Not a fan? Buy for your kids, grandkids, other loved ones, or random homeless people on the street! You can't get this anywhere else. (Know someone who isn't a fan— parents? Grandparents? Annoying brother? Buy them one! Give as a gift with a print of the FAQ!) Read FAQs... Click here to Scrawl on the South Park Wall Google ads for some crap:

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