Own Land in South Park — Only $4.95!
the Asspen Timeshare Episode, right?
So you know that timeshares are a fantastic way to own property, right?
And people should be arrested for passing up such a great deal, right?
Go for it!
Wait, don't leave, you haven't got your
free breakfast yet!
Get Your Own Piece of South Park Heaven
Yes, the REAL South Park. For just
Wouldn't you like to be able to say you have a nice little place in South Park? A place to come unwind?
Now you can! We're offering
full ownership of one square inch of land in the real South Park for $14.95 —
or, if that breaks your budget,
timeshares for just
Yes, the real South Park
in Colorado that
gave its name to that TV show we hear some people watch.
Seriously, we own an
in South Park and we'll sell you a piece of it.
(Not kidding! And there's ample parking.)
Get your Official Deed of Land and several maps. Your Deed and maps will be sent to you in high-resolution color PDF and image formats for printing full-size. Makes an excellent gift, for any occasion, even
So buy your timeshare now!
Or upgrade to
of one full square inch for only $14.95!
Buy one and leave your woes behind.
No true fan of South Park can be without one.
Credit Cards and Checks accepted via your choice of Paypal
or Google Checkout.
(Wait! Don't leave until you
read the FAQs.)
What luck! You're visitor # 1,000!
You get to read the Special Offer for Privileged Visitors!
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